A Group Parasite... I latch on to other people's groups, and try to get them to accept me and then am still surprised when I'm not really expected
A Relationship Vulture... I hover and wait for couples to break up, so I can swoop in and go for it, although it would be logical to assume that it wouldn't work as well, but I guess I never said I was logical.
A Horrible Person... I need to change in order to have things happen, but change seems impossible, and if it were possible, it would be hard, painful, and inconvenient