I apologize to all the women who have ever encountered a drunken guy who's treated them as a piece of meat.
I apologize to every women who has ever had to endure a cheesy pick up line
I apologize to every minority group for the stares, name-calling, and mistreatment that has been deemed upon you by the majority
I apologize to every girl who's ever cried on a shoulder of a guyfriend only to find out that they were doing so in order to get sex.
I apologize for most guys. Please don't hold it against the rest of us, non-Chauvinist pigs. Some of us care
I apologize mainly for the human race: Can't live with it, can't kill it without serving time in prison
The more I stop to think the more I realize that something needs to change. I'm tired of depressing news stories, endless accounts of mayhem, murder, monstrousities. Am I responsible? Are you responsible? Can my actions toward person A affect their reactions to person B and person C and leads Person D to commit a crime? I'm not sure
I am sure, however, of the chain theory. A very firm believer. A affects B affects C. Except my chain theory is more light-hearted, more of a means for me to get the woman of my dreams. Emma or maybe Jennifer. I like to think of it as a "Seven Degrees" type thing, but well I'm probably not that lucky. I'm not a celebrity, so I have a snowballs chance in hell with them, so I still wonder why I even bother dreaming. Someone help me answer that, please
Wow if this becomes incoherent ramblings or something go easy, I just spent the day helping a friend move, and I am wiped.
I found out that some really good looking girls go to ASU, why can't we NAUers be as lucky?
Recently I directed this girl to this site in order for her to get a better grasp as to who I was and what I was about, and later I asked her if she had seen it and she did, and she obviously wasn't seeing me in a better life, she thought that the animated segment was some sort of Porn clip when in reality it was from a Buffy episode, and she also thought the pictures of Alias' Jennifer Garner and Buffy's "Emma Caulfield" were also porn, oh and I used language.
Move out of your fucking caves people and join the 21st century
We are not Puritanical America, we swear, and yes others do to, I like women, the racier pictures the better, and *gasp* other guys do as well (some girls too, but that's a different story). I am tired of censorship and prudishness brought on by these goddamn people who can't handle reality. I want to hear a Limp Bizkit song on the radio without having to endure the pauses that don't belong there because somebody can't handle a four letter word, I want to watch a decent movie on TV and have it in it's completed form, not with scenes cut out, and dialogue redubbed. What's the point of showing Showgirls on cable, how much of that movie will actually get passed the censors??
Just move out! Join the 21st century! I'm so fucking pissed at you. Yes you, the moron in the cave, GET OUT!
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